The 83rd ACADEMY AWARDS or...128 HOURS!

HILARY SOO SWANKY!

OH...MANDY

The GOOD****

CALVIN STRONG!

HALLELUJAH!

Stretch Lace Scarlett

Flouncy Florence

Captain Kate on the
Starship Balenciga

The BAD

Nicole in her Christmas Envelope

The REALLY Ugly

OSCAR WINNER MELISSA LEO IN HER LAYERED PAPER DOILIE OVER GUM WRAPPER CUSTOM CONFECTION


WRAPUP!!

As Blog commenter Stu Fine said "You know your'e in trouble when the In Memoriam 

segment is the most interesting". God Bless Anne...she tried  hard to keep it going. Even Franco in wearing Drag couldn't give him a personality. The schizophrenic set added the ever tacky flavor. The Super Bowl of Hollywood Style set a new low. Bring back Whoopie...Billy...Hugh..Kirk...Jack Palance and let the Stars pick their own!! Totally tired of the oh so proper party pooper stylists!

The REALLY RED Carpet

The REALLY RED Carpet

Now I'm just wondering why at the QVC party Helena's on a REALLY red carpet and the  Kardashian's is more maroon. How do you think she feels being spliced in with the not so spicy duo? Also why is QVC giving a party??? Is Helena going to hawk her vintage Vivian Westwoods? Hmmm let's imagine a QVC swag bag. A Prepology spice Dome w. 16 Spices...Suze Orman's Financial System...8 Kansas City Steaks...Dennis Basso Microfiber Jacket w. Leopard Lining and an Isaac Mizrahi Bling Boyfriend Bracelet (40$ value)...in I imagine a recycled tote, touting Quality-Value and Convenience. Makes me want to party crash. See you later with the Red Carpet Roundup!

Countdown to Fabulousness!

Counting down...here on the West Coast the Red Carpet shenanigans Start at 2:00 with the Really Big Shooooooow (thanks Ed) at 5:00. This is the Super Bowl of Starlets...the Starlet Smackdown! Do we have such a thing today??? Would Hailee be a Starlet or is she toooo old? Who will she be wearing...McQueen...Fachinetti...Oscar or Forever 21? Will she have a stylist or just Mom? My head is twirling with all the possibilities. Anybody out there in TV Land oops.Blog Land care to comment...tomorrow I'll do a wrapup with pictures if I can figure out how to do that.

Where is CHER when we need her?

Where is Sally Kirkland...where is Cher...where is Barbra...where are the good old badly dressed gals that we loved to make fun of? Would Michelle Pfeiffer's half &half white bridal satin tuxedoed one sleeved ballgown be a fashion fumble today? With a chimney sweep tophat almost could be John or Lee! I'm expecting Vivian Westwood to pull out all the stops with Helena Bonham Carter. Will she be the new Bjork? And I'm lusting for bicycle shorts sans skirt perhaps on Khloe K with a top cut to there and sky high hooker heels...clear vinyl platforms please! Is Hollywood the new and improved Project Red Carpet? Perhaps the more pertinent question would be not "who are you wearing" but "WTF are you wearing? " Let's keep hoping that someone will trip...fall...have a meltdown or malfunction so we can laugh our heads off and be glad we're not there...or are we??? Stay tuned the flopinista report coming your way on Sunday! SEE...if Lindsay had only said she was testing it for the Academy Awards and given the jeweler credit...her problems would have disappeared of course along with the necklace! I'm off to pop popcorn for 40 see ya sunday